Pet translator: what are they really saying?
Science can't translate your pet. We can't either — but we can guess with style. Tap to listen, or pick a mood, and get a translation worthy of the group chat.
— or just pick a mood —
For entertainment only — this does not analyze real animal language. Audio never leaves your device.
Frequently asked questions
Does the pet translator really understand my pet?
No — and neither does any app that claims to. This is entertainment: a very good phrase writer matched to your pet's vibe. Real communication research is fascinating but nowhere near "translation".
Is the microphone recording uploaded?
Never. If you use the mic, the audio is analyzed for length and loudness locally in your browser to pick a mood, then immediately discarded. You can also skip the mic entirely and pick a mood.
Can I share the translations?
Yes — tap Share card to download a square image made for Instagram, group chats and fridge doors.